10 Math Jokes
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- 1. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
- 2. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
- 3. Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle!
- 4. How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
- 5.What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
- 6. What do you call friends who love math? Alge-BROS.
- 7. You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that can’t be divided by two.
- 8. What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? SUM-mer.
- 9.Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- 10. Why did two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight.
