List of puns

Puns (So bad they are funny)

• 1. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
• 2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
• 3. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
• 4. Geology rocks but Geographys where its at!
• 5. Can February March? No, but April May.
• 6. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
• 7. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
• 8. I don't trust stairs because theyre always up to something.
• 9. Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
• 10. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
• 11. I lost my mood ring and I dont know how to feel about it!
• 12. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I am okay, but I feel like I have dyed a little inside.
• 13. Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
• 14. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
• 15. Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!
• 16. Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
• 17. Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
• 18. Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
• 19. The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.
• 20. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
• 21. My wife tried to apply at the post office but they would not letter. They said only mails work here.
• 22. My friends bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
• 23. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks Whats your favorite kind of music? The other says, Im a big metal fan.
• 24. I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
• 25. There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Dont worry, though - he woke up!
• 26. What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.
• 27. The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
• 28. German sausage jokes are just the wurst.
• 29. The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesnt make any cents.
• 30. Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldnt be more de-lighted!