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• 31. I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
• 32. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, its reindeer.
• 33. So what if I dont know what apocalypse means? Its not the end of the world!
• 34. My sister bet that I couldnt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldve seen her face when I drove pasta.
• 35. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
• 36. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• 37. She had a photographic memory, but never developed it.
• 38. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
• 39. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.
• 40. I bought a boat because it was for sail.
• 41. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer so long!
• 42. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee!
• 43. I just found out that I'm color blind. The news came completely out of the green!
• 44. Why didn't the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
• 45. Who is the penguins favorite Aunt? Aunt-Arctica!
• 46. The quickest way to make antifreeze? Just steal her blanket!
• 47. Ive started sleeping in our fireplace. Now I sleep like a log!
• 48. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!
• 49. You really shouldnt be intimidated by advanced math... its easy as pi!
• 50. Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.